stevi and her nonsense tale

this week stevi had to make up a nonsense tale for her drama class. we had no bloody idea what a nonsense tale was so we just made up a LOT of nonsense!!!! AND as if that wasnt enough the teacher thought it would be a good idea to do it in scottish!!!!!!!!!!! the photo is of stevi and her best mate marie, sunday 1st april 2007! she wouldnt get her pic taken alone!! so here is what she came up with, a nonsense tale about molly!!!!!

There wiz a wifie fae Aiberdeen
She thought she looked like the Queen
She wiz really fae Torry
Her name wiz Molly
She worked in the fish
Bit thoucht she wiz swish
She wiz aye chawing chuddy
Alang wi her buddy
Ats smelly molly fae torry
She wint to the pub to find a man
she really looked like desperate dan
On a Saturday she wint into toon
To find herself a bonnie loon
She liked the hotel metro
And her claes were affa retro
Peer molly was a ginger and
Folk thoucht she wiz a minger

Mair aften then nae she got minging
And walked hame in the rain and was wringing
She got her claes fae the thrifter
she wint there on her al grifter
One wik she won the lottery
And Got rid o the dodgy pottery
She bought a semi in al cove and
The costa del sol she did rove.
Shes nae longer smelly molly fae torry!!!

we do apologise if any of the following apply

1. you live or have lived in torry


2. you work in the fish


3. you frequent the hotel metro


4. you get your clothes fae the thrift shop


5. you still own a grifter bike


6. you have ginger hair


7. you live or have lived in cove


8. you have won the lottery


9. you holiday in the costa del sol