winter my a..e!

apparently its winter in australia?! this is the sky yesterday, i spent the morning sitting in the garden topping up my tan. because there is no ozone layer it gets bloody hot bloody quick. needless to say today is pissing down rain!!! its still not cold but i was hoping for both of my days off to have good weather. last night we went to the theatre, we saw a musical type play about the eurovision song contest. it was fab very interactive. there were 12 acts from various european countries, each act had a little something from previous years contests. iceland was like bjork, britain was like gemini (apparently they were pissed when they competed), and greece was a nana miskouri type. at the end we had to vote to who we thought should win. last night russia won, their act was a boy band type act. with the music a bit backstreet boys. each section of the audience is allocated a country to support, we were estonia. their act unfortunately was a gay cowboy act but very funny. it was good fun and well worth the $55 each to see it. it was all in aid of nats 30th birthday and she got the actors after the show to sign her estonian flag!!! she is such a groupie!!!!! it was performed by australian actors so sorry it wont be touring the uk. but if by any chance that it does we would highly recommend it.

We have sofas!!!!!!

well at long last we have sofas!! Was getting fed up of sitting on the cheap ikea chairs. Its nice to have real seats to sit on! Finally i can sit on the sofa and fall asleep in michaels lap! the big one is a sofa bed so there is somewhere for our mega!!???? amounts of visitors we are going to have!! mmm. will wait and see just how many people actually get here! notice that we have ended up buying yet another hyundai!!! we almost bought one exactly the same colour as our old one!!!! Surprisingly enough the colour of this one on the documents is 'pink'!!!! i find it quite amusing at the thought of Michael driving around in a pink car!!!!! he states that its cherry red!!!???? Yes ok but i know what the documents say!!!

just a well the sofas came to day i have the hangover from hell. Went to works fundraiser cheese and wine night, it was good and the wine was lovely but you know me, its just never enough!!! Ended up in town with Nat and got blootered. she was talking to some aboriginal in the park and i got fed up waiting so just wandered off!!! Ended up walking around bubbling cos i didnt know where i was. i lost my phone so i couldnt even phone michael, not that i would have been able to remember the phone number!!! finally got a taxi and got home around 4.30am. feel like a complete arsehole the day like!! its not big and not clever to get bladdered in a strange city!!!! so ended up having to go and buy yet another new phone today! when will i learn??? at least no one knows me and the girls at work didnt come into town so they dont know what an arse i made of myself!!!! but i am sure there will be plenty time for me to do that again!!!!!

the new bikes

we got our new bikes today! now bearing in mind that i havent ridden a bike for about 20 years let me tell you it was rather entertaining!!! it was good fun tho. i will have to slowly build up my stamina tho was knackered just riding it back from the shop and its only a 15 min WALK away!!! murrae almost got himself killed, the kid has no road sense! guess thats what comes of living at the edge of the school playing field where there is little or no traffic. we will have to watch him like a hawk. stevi and i were pulling out of a junction so he just followed mikey who was sailing a bit close to the wind! he didnt realise that the car was coming up behind him! kids under 12 can cycle on the pavement but thats it. AND it is a legal requirement that we have to wear helmets! bonnie!!!!!!. wont be cycling anywhere that i have to worry about the state of my hair!!!
michael has gone crazy, speeding around the courtyard and up and down the drive like a maniac, these pictures of him are titled 'bam on a bike' 1, 2 etc!! hopefully the rain will stay off at the weekend and we can cycle down along the beach as there are cycle paths, its all very busy here, people are out speed walking when i am on my way to work at 6 in the morning!!!! are these people mad!!!! sorry its taken so long between posts but whoever has the unsecured wireless connection rumbled us and cut us off so i have had to resort to dial up until our broadband is set up but that takes 10-14 days. notice the absence of single photos of me on my bike!!! dont think i will get away with that so will post single photos of the rest of us soon!!!!

glitz and glamour

well before you all get confused about my new life down under let me tell you that its not all GLITZ and GLAMOUR. its saturday night and i am on the computer. had to get michael to drive me to the bottle shop for a bottle of plonk to keep me sane. my one and only friend in oz couldnt make it out tonight so i am destined to sit regularly checking to see if there is anyone on msn!!! not that its a great chav cos i am knackered. michael was on the piss last night wetting the head of baby eden. he staggered home around 2.30am, pronounced he was fxxxed and fell into bed, wailing 'help me' when unfastening the buttons on his jeans proved just too much! he then fell totally unconscious. that was friday night! i was on the msn giving power of my lifeline (laptop) to my sister in law so that she could fix my webcam which had decided that it didnt want to work in oz! it got to 3 am and the snoring could be heard down the street and i was getting a little tired so it was off to bed for me. today was a total write off cos the hungover person just dozed on and off in one of the only two chairs in the house, much to the annoyance of the kids who wanted to be driven to A, B or C! i however, procured my place on my deck chair in the garden and worshipped the sun god, finished harry potter and the half blood prince (nat you never said it was dumbledore that died!!!") and every available magazine in the house. eventually michael and the kids emerged from the house and had a rather laughable game of piggy in the middle aussie rules of course. as per usual it ended in tears, murrae cos he couldnt win and stevi cos mikey threw the ball and it hit the tip of her fingers. time to shop for tea me thinks!!!!!!

the 'backie'

this is the view of the back of our house and our garden, its not very big but its fine for us. the path extends round the back of the house and into the garage. dad i will be depending on you to help me sort it out when you come over. i havent a clue about plants and flowers. i want to grow lemon, lime and orange trees and we did look at them at the weekend but michael hasnt got a clue either so he wasnt keen!!! there are some flowers in pots but i am buggered if i know what they are or how to look after them! the itinery of the house lists the plants as healthy and viable but i havent got a clue they could all be bloody weeds for all i know!!!!

the ootside of oor hoose

this is the outside of our house. the first one is the view of the house from the edge of the courtyard at the top of the drive. the 2nd is reverse, the courtyard from the house and finally the drive with the bowling green in the distance, the white fence down the side is our garden.